Dogs

[alek]

the 2019 version

Kill the monster

Wait. When did you take that video? Didn't you just get that dog?

[JonA]

It can be a bit of an uphill battle leave your dog intact. Most public dog parks or boarders that allow doggy socializing around here require it.

We told our breeder we'd neutered our good boi, and he did this:


He was positive the dog would never retrieve, never hunt, never bird, he was just a lost cause. Because Testosterone! Manly Dogginess!

So I asked how he trained his bitches. I think he mumbled something about more reps closer to their max.

[Hanley]

the 2019 version

Kill the monster

Wait. When did you take that video? Didn't you just get that dog?

**Insert preferred Winter is Coming Here meme**

[LexAnderson]

@JonA who was your breeder, Bark Tickletoe?

[MPhelps]

It can be a bit of an uphill battle leave your dog intact. Most public dog parks or boarders that allow doggy socializing around here require it.

We told our breeder we'd neutered our good boi, and he did this:


He was positive the dog would never retrieve, never hunt, never bird, he was just a lost cause. Because Testosterone! Manly Dogginess!

So I asked how he trained his bitches. I think he mumbled something about more reps closer to their max.

Easy. Viagra and TRT for life.

[JonA]

Easy. Viagra and TRT for life.

That might get kinda awkward

[mbasic]

It can be a bit of an uphill battle leave your dog intact. Most public dog parks or boarders that allow doggy socializing around here require it.

We told our breeder we'd neutered our good boi, and he did this:


He was positive the dog would never retrieve, never hunt, never bird, he was just a lost cause. Because Testosterone! Manly Dogginess!

So I asked how he trained his bitches. I think he mumbled something about more reps closer to their max.

excellent post

I was so emotionally involved while reading it the first few lines becuz: dogs, dog park stupidity, neutering, hunting, etc ....
and then the punch line hit. Damn.

[Cody]

pondering which weapon I’d use in the event I had to deal with one intact 90lb doberman and a slightly smaller neuter

Glock 19, Cody ?

I 100% thought of Cody and something about walking a mile in a man’s shoes while checking my cant.

That's such a great weapon. I've been carrying my Sig P365 this past year since its about the same capacity, shoots just as well, but is a whole form factor size smaller, so easier to tote and conceal.

If I was picking a weapon specifically for that kind of task, though, it would be a 10mm. I'm about to pick one up for hog hunting and general wilderness protection, debating between the XDM or the G20/40. If we're allowed something besides a handgun, I'd probably run a Remington 870 with 2 rounds of #00, then slugs.

Also, for the record, I'm definitely not a dog hater. Dogs are awesome, I have a dog, have always had dogs, and will always have dogs. I just happen to not want to be bitten by one. Or for my little girls or my wife to be bitten. So yeah, I'll poke holes in a bad dog in a heart beat.

[Hanley]

I'm definitely not a dog hater.

I know. It's just one of those weird internet-schtick things that has amused me for months.

...but you've killed more than one dog, right?

[omaniphil]

I grew up in the Middle East, and I guess the general cultural distaste for dogs rubbed off on me. Sure, they can be kind of cute at times. But no 4 legged animal will ever cross the threshold to my home.

[LexAnderson]

@Cody you're gonna love Stella dude.

[Allentown]

I grew up in the Middle East, and I guess the general cultural distaste for dogs rubbed off on me. Sure, they can be kind of cute at times. But no 4 legged animal will ever cross the threshold to my home.

Wha...

[Cody]

...but you've killed more than one dog, right?

...yes

[Cody]

@Cody you're gonna love Stella dude.

She looks so sweet!

[LexAnderson]

...but you've killed more than one dog, right?

...yes

I pictured both of you whispering this to each other, and it gave me a good laugh.

[mbasic]

But no 4 legged animal will ever cross the threshold to my home.

I mean .... as long as you have a nice hospitable shelter/dog/kennel outside-thing out back for them .... that's fine I guess.
(not too hot or cold; clean; shelter; food; room to run ...)
They don't HAVE TO come into the inside of your house.

And then there this:
(time stamped at 3:00)


if you make it thru all of the "kissing", the howling at 7:00 is rather cute as well....

[JohnHelton]

@mbasic that is really disturbing to watch.

[mbasic]

@mbasic that is really disturbing to watch.

oh, wait until you actually do it yourself

...if you can stand to watch it, at 4:22 things get interesting.

[Hanley]

@mbasic that is really disturbing to watch.

Here. This is easier to watch:

[JohnHelton]

@mbasic that is really disturbing to watch.

oh, wait until you actually do it yourself

...if you can stand to watch it, at 4:22 things get interesting.

She is totally nuts.