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by cwd » Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:54 am
Allentown wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:35 am
tersh wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:28 am
Yeah, that's pretty common. Different sizes might have different inseams?
Indeed they do, but the XL has 33 and (I think) XXL has 34. At that rate, to get sweatpants to touch my shoes I would need to gain ~200lbs.
Whereas if I want to not walk on the hems I'll have to diet 3" off my waist. And I'm not fat now :-/
If the sweats had elastic leg openings, it would be OK, but they are straight-leg.
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by Allentown » Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:09 am
cwd wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:54 am
Whereas if I want to not walk on the hems I'll have to diet 3" off my waist. And I'm not fat now :-/
If the sweats had elastic leg openings, it would be OK, but they are straight-leg.
I'd like to introduce you to a few fabulous inventions: scissors, and needle and thread! They are amazing!
Too much work? I have another trick- it's called the roll. Grip the end of the leg of the pants on either side, with the leg facing away from you, by pointing your hands toward yourself and grabbing hold. Now, while holding on to the leg of the pant, extend your wrists so your hands are facing away from you, folding the leg of the pant over itself and toward you, shortening the pant and making up for the fact that women find you less attractive based solely on your stature.
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by chromoly » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:23 am
Exodus beanie ordered! I debated getting "chromoly" embroidered on it, but eh.
Excited for it! It's unusually cold and not rainy this fall in the PNW.
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#124
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by cwd » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:46 am
Allentown wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:09 am
cwd wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:54 am
Whereas if I want to not walk on the hems I'll have to diet 3" off my waist. And I'm not fat now :-/
If the sweats had elastic leg openings, it would be OK, but they are straight-leg.
I'd like to introduce you to a few fabulous inventions: scissors, and needle and thread! They are amazing!
Too much work? I have another trick- it's called the roll. Grip the end of the leg of the pants on either side, with the leg facing away from you, by pointing your hands toward yourself and grabbing hold. Now, while holding on to the leg of the pant, extend your wrists so your hands are facing away from you, folding the leg of the pant over itself and toward you, shortening the pant and making up for the fact that women find you less attractive based solely on your stature.
I could also just pull the waist up *really high and tight* to raise the hem a bit. This would highlight my
man-member and I'd be even more attractive to women.
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#125
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by augeleven » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:00 pm
slightly disappointed 1.37 can't be used as a personalized number
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#126
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by mgil » Tue Nov 20, 2018 1:34 pm
augeleven wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:00 pm
slightly disappointed 1.37 can't be used as a personalized number
Could be done as part of a logo.
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#127
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by tersh » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:43 pm
mgil wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:36 am
I just looked (rather quickly) and didn’t see any, but I might’ve missed them. If you look at the site and see any (you can’t from the “store”) and let me know what brand, I can add them.
It appears there is an Adidas tight (in various lengths, I believe Allentown and I would prefer the "long", which is still not super long), and an Augusta. There's some UnderArmor leggings too, but they're pretty pricey. The "Adidas Alphaskin Long Tight" are probably the way to go?
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by mgil » Wed Nov 21, 2018 3:49 am
tersh wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:43 pm
mgil wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:36 am
I just looked (rather quickly) and didn’t see any, but I might’ve missed them. If you look at the site and see any (you can’t from the “store”) and let me know what brand, I can add them.
It appears there is an Adidas tight (in various lengths, I believe Allentown and I would prefer the "long", which is still not super long), and an Augusta. There's some UnderArmor leggings too, but they're pretty pricey. The "Adidas Alphaskin Long Tight" are probably the way to go?
Ok. I will add it later today, since it has to be done from home.
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by Allentown » Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:44 am
I'll pass word on to my wife, in hopes of finding a bunch of Exodus-branded gym cloths under the Xmas tree (which will NOT be going up in my house for AT LEAST ANOTHER WEEK, @Mahendra).
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by mgil » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:18 pm
mgil wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 3:49 am
tersh wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:43 pm
mgil wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:36 am
I just looked (rather quickly) and didn’t see any, but I might’ve missed them. If you look at the site and see any (you can’t from the “store”) and let me know what brand, I can add them.
It appears there is an Adidas tight (in various lengths, I believe Allentown and I would prefer the "long", which is still not super long), and an Augusta. There's some UnderArmor leggings too, but they're pretty pricey. The "Adidas Alphaskin Long Tight" are probably the way to go?
Ok. I will add it later today, since it has to be done from home.
Only the Augusta was available for printing. I added 3 types and they are all mid calf. I figured I would add the others to the store since they cannot be printed with a logo.
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#131
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by mgil » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:34 pm
Also...
@chromoly
@DoubleBreastedAmazon
@fishwife
@MG75
@Viola
@Nikipedia
@heidikay
@labellatl
@Sirimiti
@JuniorMinion
@laikabear
@arm22
@Applejaxx90
@sak
...and any other females I've missed (I used the rankings page and my memory, there are bound to be women I've not named here) that have ideas for clothing they would like to see put into the store, please let me know (and tag me with the "@") and I will add what I can.
Thank you!
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#132
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by chromoly » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:37 pm
@mgil I already talked about booty shorts!
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by mgil » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:46 pm
Nikipedia wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:15 pm
I don’t know, I don’t wear women’s clothes. I was not kidding when I asked for a flannel, mgil. And not shitposting, I would wear an Exodus Strength bowtie while playing my mandarin.
But please, do get the hoes into some promiscuous outfits for the Instant Grahams. We’re gonna get really famous!
They have pyjama bottoms. Perfect for you. If they had a flannel I would add it.
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by mgil » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:54 pm
chromoly wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:37 pm
@mgil I already talked about booty shorts!
Added. I think blue is your color...
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#135
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by tersh » Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:58 pm
mgil wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:18 pm
mgil wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 3:49 am
tersh wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:43 pm
mgil wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:36 am
I just looked (rather quickly) and didn’t see any, but I might’ve missed them. If you look at the site and see any (you can’t from the “store”) and let me know what brand, I can add them.
It appears there is an Adidas tight (in various lengths, I believe Allentown and I would prefer the "long", which is still not super long), and an Augusta. There's some UnderArmor leggings too, but they're pretty pricey. The "Adidas Alphaskin Long Tight" are probably the way to go?
Ok. I will add it later today, since it has to be done from home.
Only the Augusta was available for printing. I added 3 types and they are all mid calf. I figured I would add the others to the store since they cannot be printed with a logo.
Huh. Weird. Well, I appreciate your work!
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by mgil » Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:31 pm
Meant to say “wouldn’t add the others”.
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#137
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by Mahendra » Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:42 am
Allentown wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:44 am
I'll pass word on to my wife, in hopes of finding a bunch of Exodus-branded gym cloths under the Xmas tree (which will NOT be going up in my house for AT LEAST ANOTHER WEEK, @Mahendra).
I think I'm going to come by and sing Christmas carols to you 24/7.
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by Viola » Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:24 pm
Ugliest.selection.evaaaah. @mgil
That's ok. You guys are mostly a boys club. I have enough crew T-shirts and baggy sweats and hoodies. I would buy a ladies tank top though. And I think a booty short is skintight, like a very short pair of tights, not a loose flappy style like the ladies shorts you picked. @chromoly ??
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by mgil » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:10 pm
Viola wrote: ↑Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:24 pm
Ugliest.selection.evaaaah. mgil
That's ok. You guys are mostly a boys club. I have enough crew T-shirts and baggy sweats and hoodies. I would buy a ladies tank top though. And I think a booty short is skintight, like a very short pair of tights, not a loose flappy style like the ladies shorts you picked. chromoly ??
Thanks for the feedback,
@Viola!
The Mizuno Vortex shorts are women’s shorts and as close as I could find to a booty short. They have a 3” inseam. Since the company is mainly outfitting team sports, I think selection might be on the conservative side.
I will look at the women’s tanks and put some into the store. If I do a crappy job, please let me know!
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by EricK » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:41 pm
mgil wrote: ↑Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:10 pm
Viola wrote: ↑Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:24 pm
Ugliest.selection.evaaaah. mgil
That's ok. You guys are mostly a boys club. I have enough crew T-shirts and baggy sweats and hoodies. I would buy a ladies tank top though. And I think a booty short is skintight, like a very short pair of tights, not a loose flappy style like the ladies shorts you picked. chromoly ??
Thanks for the feedback, @Viola!
The Mizuno Vortex shorts are women’s shorts and as close as I could find to a booty short. They have a 3” inseam. Since the company is mainly outfitting team sports, I think selection might be on the conservative side.
I will look at the women’s tanks and put some into the store. If I do a crappy job, please let me know!
Can you model them for us?