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Welcome Starting Strength Refugees and Spies!

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:40 pm
by KOTJ
Welcome!

Feel free to join or lurk. We are a loving people.

We gather here to build strength and create a strong nation called Israel (possibly not true).

Please observe the rules listed in that boring rulish forum.

Let us shitpost and finger fuck the bums of our minds, in this glorious sludge bucket known as the shitposting forum!

Re: Welcome Starting Strength Refugees and Spies!

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:43 pm
by d0uevenlift
Are people with pronounced lumbar lordosis allowed? It makes them look like they have severe layback when they press, but they don't. They was born that way.

Re: Welcome Starting Strength Refugees and Spies!

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:48 pm
by mgil
#thicc muscular ass

That's what we want in our lurkers.

Pale complexions.

That's what we want in our lurkers.

Fantastic Sam's haircuts and two-syllable vocabulary.

That's what we want in our lurkers.

Machete holsters and golf balls.

That's what we want in our lurkers.

Blue guns and red lust.

That's what we want in our lurkers.

Re: Welcome Starting Strength Refugees and Spies!

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:05 pm
by KOTJ
mgil wrote:#thicc muscular ass

That's what we want in our lurkers.

Pale complexions.

That's what we want in our lurkers.

Fantastic Sam's haircuts and two-syllable vocabulary.

That's what we want in our lurkers.

Machete holsters and golf balls.

That's what we want in our lurkers.

Blue guns and red lust.

That's what we want in our lurkers.
My potato grows deep and thicc in your fertile verbiage.

Re: Welcome Starting Strength Refugees and Spies!

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:27 am
by Murelli
This thread needs more haikus.

Re: Welcome Starting Strength Refugees and Spies!

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:43 am
by cgeorg
this thread needs more hai
kus kus kus kus kus kus kus
this thread needs more hai

i see a chance to
turn displeasure to pleasure
eat the potato


(, Kregna!)

Re: Welcome Starting Strength Refugees and Spies!

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:28 am
by simonrest
Murelli wrote:This thread needs more haikus.
Haikus are for psuedo intellectuals trying to impress sorority girls. This thread needs more limericks. Now there's a poem with no pretention, a real working class hero of literature.

Re: Welcome Starting Strength Refugees and Spies!

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:42 am
by cgeorg
Simon requested a limerick
But haiku's the best shitposting schtick
So we'll all have Root's / mom
And bring mikey's along /
For they both cannot / get enough potato