The OG Black 'n Gold Exodus Strength T-Shirt

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Post by Allentown » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:48 am

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Post by Skid » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:10 pm

I would be interested in a Exodus themed "bar grip" shirt. My kid came home with one from university and they are pretty cool. They have silicone pads on the back where the bar sits. This prevents the bar from sliding down your back, and also helps you stick to the bench so you don't have to chalk your back.

https://a7.co/collections/bar-grip

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Post by Claudius » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:11 am

chromoly wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:31 pm
I apologize for the issue, but I cannot find a PM from you about t-shirts. It's possible that I missed it or accidentally deleted it. If you have a copy of the PM, please re-send it to me. If you like, I will reserve 3 Large shirts for you in the next order of t-shirts.

To address the issue about colors of shirts: at the moment, we only have t-shirts in one color and print: black t-shirt with gold print. The sizes that remain are XS, S, M, and 2XL.

We are currently OUT of all Large and XL shirts. We sold out of Large and XL t-shirts last month while I was out of town. I was gone for over 3 weeks, and have only now gotten around to fulfilling orders dated before and after Christmas.

Please let me know if you want me to reserve 3 Large shirts for you in the next order.
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No need to apologize -- I was just kidding :) I understand you're all busy. Heck, it took me a couple of days just to find the time to reply back.

Yes, please reserve for me 3 large t-shirts (black is fine). Also, please PM me the payment information (cost for Canadian orders, payment method, address if necessary), and I'll send you my personal information along with my payment. Thank you.

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Post by chromoly » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:03 am

To clarify for those interested in shirts that we don't have in stock (L, XL)... We haven't actually placed an order to print more shirts yet. I am not sure when we will do it, so I won't take anyone's money for a shirt we don't have*. (@Claudius I will make to hold three L's for you when we do place the order though.)

*We still have XS, S, M, and XXL though! So if anyone wants one of these sizes, I will happily take your money! :)

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Post by Murelli » Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:16 am

@mgil, what's the progress on the "lifting shorts" project?

Also, I wonder if we can get someone (pioneer maybe) to do exodus singlets.

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Post by mgil » Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:25 am

@Murelli the progress is zero because I’m lazy.

I’ll follow up this weekend.

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Post by Kregna » Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:40 pm

So I'm seeing this girl now

I wear my Exodus-Strength t shirt on one visit because it hugs my arms like a python hugs a stray baby sheep (RIP little lamb). It comes off for the love making

We lay there, recovering from our sordid sesh. She tells me she wants to wear my t shirt as she puts it on. I'm surprised - do women really do this? I thought this was something that just happened in rom coms

She asks me what exodus strength is. I tell her to google it. You thank me for directing traffic to your website.

There is mess on the t shirt. The next morning she tells me she is going to wash it and keep it. I tell her no, that's my favourite t shirt and I had to pay american delivery costs for it. She lacks sympathy.

She asserts once more that it is now her exodus strength t shirt.

You advise me on how to get my t shirt back.
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Post by strega » Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:45 pm

If she has any class at all you'll get it back when you break-up. Until then sorry dude you let her put it on your done. Many moons ago the same thing happens to me with a "Sisters of Mercy" concert shirt. We split, she moves out of town a month later a FedEx box arrived. She felt the need to purge and the shirt was one of the things that came back.

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Post by Allentown » Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:46 pm

Golden Retriever. Just get one. It is known this is the easiest, most foolproof way to get whatever you want from a woman.

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Post by Kregna » Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:47 pm

strega wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:45 pm If she has any class at all you'll get it back when you break-up. Until then sorry dude you let her put it on your done. Many moons ago the same thing happens to me with a "Sisters of Mercy" concert shirt. We split, she moves out of town a month later a FedEx box arrived. She felt the need to purge and the shirt was one of the things that came back.
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Post by chromoly » Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:02 pm

@Kregna we're all out of your size too! Guess you'll just have to break up with her and insist you get all of your stuff back!

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Post by simonrest » Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:15 pm

Kregna wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:40 pm So I'm seeing this girl now

I wear my Exodus-Strength t shirt on one visit because it hugs my arms like a python hugs a stray baby sheep (RIP little lamb). It comes off for the love making

We lay there, recovering from our sordid sesh. She tells me she wants to wear my t shirt as she puts it on. I'm surprised - do women really do this? I thought this was something that just happened in rom coms

She asks me what exodus strength is. I tell her to google it. You thank me for directing traffic to your website.

There is mess on the t shirt. The next morning she tells me she is going to wash it and keep it. I tell her no, that's my favourite t shirt and I had to pay american delivery costs for it. She lacks sympathy.

She asserts once more that it is now her exodus strength t shirt.

You advise me on how to get my t shirt back.
You break up with her and play her this

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Post by BenM » Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:24 pm

Allentown wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:46 pm Golden Retriever. Just get one. It is known this is the easiest, most foolproof way to get whatever you want from a woman.
Worked for me, now I can't get rid of her

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Post by Claudius » Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:27 pm

Allentown wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:46 pm Golden Retriever. Just get one.
Or a golden doodle (half GR, half poodle). I have one -- Charlie, 2 yrs old.
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It is known this is the easiest, most foolproof way to get whatever you want from a woman.
I can vouch for this ;)

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Post by Root » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:29 pm

Just buy another shirt, Kreggie

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Post by iamsmu » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:35 pm

Claudius wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:27 pm
Allentown wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:46 pm Golden Retriever. Just get one.
Or a golden doodle (half GR, half poodle). I have one -- Charlie, 2 yrs old.
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Post by chromoly » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:49 pm

Root wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:29 pm Just buy another shirt, Kreggie
We're out of his size! Poor Kreggie can't even buy a new one. I guess he could gain some weight, or alternatively lose some.

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Post by PatrickDB » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:47 pm

Return the favor and steal one of her shirts after your next horizontal tango.

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Post by Allentown » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:16 am

Girls love it when you drink a bottle of whiskey and tear one of their dresses trying to put it on.

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