Recommend me a stoopid pre workout.

[augeleven]

Ending my bulking/not controlling my diet phase.
Gonna kick off with a bit of a steep cut, but I also want to have at least one workout a week where I have the energy to crush it.
I’m thinking about going full bro and getting some cannibal ferrox pre-workout. Talk me out of it, recommend me something different, or just bookmark this so you can be entertained by me complaining about whatever horrible side effects happen.

The miser in me wants to just pop a couple of no doze on top of my coffee, but what’s the fun in that??

[5hout]

I'd just buy a sack of L-Citruline Malate and a cheap preworkout (I really gamersupps b/c <1 calorie and the blue flavor is great AND is great with L-Citruline Malate (I mix my own)).

450mg of Caffeine is an unproductively high amount for weekly use IMO, I'd drop the rest of your Caffeine consumption and then run 150mg-200mg as your big blast.

[augeleven]

Gonna kick off with a bit of a steep cut,

I'd drop the rest of your Caffeine consumption

Why do you hate me? /s

Cutting back coffee at this point in the schoolyear is pretty much a no-go, especially on a cut. My caffeine generally plummets in July.

[psmith]

Poschl Red Bull and caffeine to tolerance

[Allentown]

Outwork Nutrition has 300mg. It's pretty good.

[augeleven]

I tried redconn total war, because that’s what they had at Walmart when I was buying garbage bags and soap. Underwhelmed.

For reference, I’m about to pop 2 no doze to make it through my morning classes, because my keurig is now illegal. I’ll probably still take a lunch nap at 12:45

[alek]

... because my keurig is now illegal. ...

Why?